Fine I made a poster

"C62030" (c62030) 05/04/2016 at 22:51 • Filed to: None

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I president the fruit of two hours and 8 shots of Mountain Dew’s labor

Hot Takes Salesman > C62030 05/04/2016 at 22:53

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That’s at least 69% better

C62030 > Hot Takes Salesman 05/04/2016 at 22:56

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Boooooooooo

Hot Takes Salesman > C62030 05/04/2016 at 22:58

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At most 420%, though. But the Skrub-Killer-Calculator© is now completely focused on electoral dominance, so I can never truly know

C62030 > Hot Takes Salesman 05/04/2016 at 23:02

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My poll numbers are so high I had to calculate them with a quantum computer

My Amiga 3000 proved insufficient

Hot Takes Salesman > C62030 05/04/2016 at 23:03

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We should get someone here to do an actual early-season poll to test the waters